Blind humor/humour
A blind man visits Texas A blind man went to Texas and stopped at a restaurant. He sat down and said to the waitress “Wow, what big chairs these are!” “Everything is big in Texas” the waitress replied....
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The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under The man who...
View ArticleThe old mule — humour
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was...
View ArticleAnother mule joke
An old farmer had an old mule. The mule was very old and very sick, in fact the veterinarian told the old farmer the best thing to do would be to put the poor animal down and said he could do it...
View ArticleWhy are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
Most people don’t realize they have seeds of greatness on the inside of them that are just waiting to be cultivated so that they can grow. Not everyone is successful early in life. Not everyone makes...
View ArticleFishing jokes
On a summer day three preachers were sitting in a boat fishing. One of them said, “Hey let’s get everything off our chests and tell each other our worst sins.” They thought about it for a while then...
View ArticleDistorted self image brings disaster
How do you see yourself? If you see yourself as a winner, as capable and able, you tend to accomplish much more in life, do better at your job and relationships. I heard a PhD give a speech in which he...
View ArticleHow embarrassing (humor)
Before you read this you must know that I’m sort of a charm school reject. I blame my mom, she never sent me to charm school. Well, I really can’t blame her. No respectable charm school would ever...
View ArticleA clever mom (humor)
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
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